Congratulations! You made it out of bed already today. Good job! (Everyone needs a little positive reinforcement, don't you think?) 

Anyway, here's a little something to get you through the day—the best and brightest of Peters Township Craigslist listings. Read these then go out there and face that cruel world!

Bounce Houses - $2800
"With slides and basketball hoops."

Topps Football 1986 Complete Set, Jerry Rice and Steve Young RCards - $60
"Been in my attic for years, time to let them go."

Panther chameleons, reptile - $100
"I have 4 panther chameleons that are becoming neglected."

Retail Business For Sale - $45,000
"Thriving ladies upscale consignment shop with 20-year track record ... on busy Route 19."

Traps and trapping gear - $1
"17-#110 conibears, 6- #1 coilsprings, 13-#1.5 coilsprings, 7-#2 coilsprings, 2- MB 550s, 1- Oneida jump #0, 1- Bridger #1 longspring, 2- #11 longsprings, 4 duke dog proofs, fleshing knife, different baits and lures, jars and bottles, dirt sifter, shovels, gloves, stakes, and much more!"